Jenniferland (Audio Brochure)

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about

Written at the Cadosia School in Hancock, NY.

lyrics

You won’t be the only one
here in Jenniferland
should you come here
We will
hold a conversation,
talk about the latest poetry,
balloon,
self-brand,
create unique colloquialisms,
pin the Jennifer,
personal interviews,
t-shirt shopping,
or just
move to the rhythm

...Symphony for Fun!...

If you’re going to have a fantasy,
At least make it reality.
~
If you’re going to have reality
At least make it a fantasy.

You won’t be the only one.
At Jenniferland,
“Separateness is secondary.
Togetherness is the prime condition.”

At Jenniferland,
you’ll be where & who you want to be,
from the moment you arrive.

You’ll enjoy guided exercises, like
Walk Therapy
Infinity Exploration
Braiding

At JenniferJym, we offer:
curves,
figure eights with your hips
dancing
icing on cake
Cake.

If you’re going to have a fantasy,
At least make it reality.
~
If you’re going to have reality
At least make it a fantasy.

Please, stop by in person.
There’s plenty of fun things to do.
Like spoken self-portraits
Gesture without plot
Festive garb, Romance
Fragrance so alive—
Invigorating social validation
Girls hanging out
Free Samples

Weekends were made for Jennifers. So what are you waiting for?
Make a clean break with the past.
Play here, Stay here.

Jenniferland.
Where hair is important.

Jenniferland.
Find your Jennifer.

Jenniferland.
Why be yourself, when you could be someone else?

HAVE A FANTASY

credits

from This is Jennifer, released July 14, 2017

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