Includes unlimited streaming of This is Jennifer
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Personalized Autographed Headshot
Poster/Print + Digital Album
Jennifer has a long and storied career in show business. After all, she's in the business of show! (If you find her, ask her about it sometime).
Complete your Jennifer Collection with this classic, glossy 8x10. Perfect for the office, studio, lounge, or shrine! Printed in Hollywood, this charming photograph captures Jennifer at Jennifer's finest-- and will capture you at yours! Power through your day with the moral support of this veritable elf on a shelf, and see what happens when Jennifer is watching!
Comes with a personalized handwritten message made especially for you. Signed by Jennifer herself. Priceless at $10.
Includes unlimited streaming of This is Jennifer
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Official Jennifer Vanilla T-Shirts (One of a Kind!)
T-Shirt/Apparel
Be your best Jennifer, with your very own Jennifer Vanilla wearable merchandise. Made by Jennifer herselves at the renowned Jennifer Vanilla T-Shirt Factory-- open 365 times per blink!!!
Your one of a kind T-shirt is handpicked and personally jennifered with a JV slogan selected uniquely for you. No requests-- it's a fortune! What will your future hold? Ask Jennifer to find out!
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Jennifer Says, DO IT.
I Believe in Jennifer
Just Say Jennifer
It's a Jennifer Thing!
Jennifer is Free
JENNIFER VANILLA T-SHIRT
What Would Jennifer Do?
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You won’t be the only one
here in Jenniferland
should you come here
We will
hold a conversation,
talk about the latest poetry,
balloon,
self-brand,
create unique colloquialisms,
pin the Jennifer,
personal interviews,
t-shirt shopping,
or just
move to the rhythm
...Symphony for Fun!...
If you’re going to have a fantasy,
At least make it reality.
~
If you’re going to have reality
At least make it a fantasy.
You won’t be the only one.
At Jenniferland,
“Separateness is secondary.
Togetherness is the prime condition.”
At Jenniferland,
you’ll be where & who you want to be,
from the moment you arrive.
You’ll enjoy guided exercises, like
Walk Therapy
Infinity Exploration
Braiding
At JenniferJym, we offer:
curves,
figure eights with your hips
dancing
icing on cake
Cake.
If you’re going to have a fantasy,
At least make it reality.
~
If you’re going to have reality
At least make it a fantasy.
Please, stop by in person.
There’s plenty of fun things to do.
Like spoken self-portraits
Gesture without plot
Festive garb, Romance
Fragrance so alive—
Invigorating social validation
Girls hanging out
Free Samples
Weekends were made for Jennifers. So what are you waiting for?
Make a clean break with the past.
Play here, Stay here.
Jenniferland.
Where hair is important.
Jenniferland.
Find your Jennifer.
Jenniferland.
Why be yourself, when you could be someone else?
supported by 7 fans who also own “Jenniferland (Audio Brochure)”
I loved this band and then I found out they want to "dismantle the racist police state" It was similar to when I found out Rage Against the Machine didn't like Trump--some fans must've felt betrayed!
I'll leave this up so others can be warned against projecting their worldview onto bands they love. Also, BUY THIS ALBUM NOW! :D taeyyo
supported by 6 fans who also own “Jenniferland (Audio Brochure)”
Just a beautiful jazzy rap album with buttery smooth flows versed with huge talent. It's not only lovely to the ears, but the lyrics are profound and empowering about the struggles that she faces. zhangtastic
supported by 5 fans who also own “Jenniferland (Audio Brochure)”
What a great album. It took me a while to really get the whole album but I can confidently say it's one of her best. The shorter songs are certainly a different feel, but I still like it. I could pick like five different songs as my favorite and all of them would feel right lol praisedrays
